After numerous conversations with guys I used to work with, male friends, ex-boyfriends and male roommates, I had to write this. Why is it that nearly every man thinks he’s a god when it comes to sex?! Man after man mentions to me that their stamina is amazing and that their junk is bigger than the average guy’s. They also seem to stereotype when they ask me (or tell me) that Asian men are smaller than average. Let me set the record straight on that one right now. Based on my experience, that is NOT true! The absolute smallest, and the next to the smallest, were both from a European country that I’ll choose not to specify (though they were both from the SAME country!). Seriously, they were so small that I wasn’t even sure we’d started having sex yet! Men also seem to uniformly turn up their noses when French men are mentioned; I think men the world over are intimidated by French men! I have to say that, whenever men brag about the size of their junk, I really want to say “Well then, whip it out. I’ve got a tape measure and a camera right here. Let’s put this down in hard copy for posterity!” Thus far, I’ve refrained from doing it, but that day may come soon! I’ve also joked with guys that, if they want to impress their special lady, they should send her an extra special card. You’ve heard of guys making copies of their junk on a copying machine, right? Well, you know… that copy machine is also capable of increasing the size up to 100% or more! Just think, you could give her a fold-out card that folds out and folds out and folds out! Guys who astounded me with the size of their junk – one who actually struck fear in my heart – never said a word in advance. They don’t have to brag – they already know what they’re working with!
I’m sorry if you’re blushing at this point, but let me take this one step further. Have you been privy to hearing people have sex? I’ve heard it many times – the roommates of boyfriends, my own roommates, friends or relatives of friends when you’ve stayed at their apartments/houses, other people in your apartment building and people in hotels. In all honesty, most of it made me laugh – the entire five minutes of it! One male friend kept bragging to me about how long he lasted, etc., etc. Lest he forget, I crashed over at his place once after a long night of drinking. I heard his sexual encounter with his girlfriend. I daresay, I DID check my watch to see how long it lasted – one could have watched two or three commercials during the entire encounter! Sometimes you hear one person all into it, but there’s not a peep from the other one! I’ve had a roommate brag about his prowess, to which I want to respond “I’ve never heard a single sound out of your partner! Is she even awake?!” Once when I was talking to a friend on the phone, I could distinctly hear the people below me – someone was getting a serious spanking! The one truly impressive encounter that I heard was in a hotel. The couple next to me was going to town, very vocal and it seemed to go on and on. Could it be that you’re highly influenced by your surroundings because the hotel was in… Venice, Italy?!